All the good ones are taken.
　　If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
　　The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
　　The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
　　Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
　　Nice guys (girls) finish last.
　　If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
　　Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
　　The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
　　Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
　　There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
　　Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
　　A man in the house is worth two in the street.
　　Virginity can be cured.
　　When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
　　Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
　　The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
　　Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
　　It is always the wrong time of month.
　　When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
　　Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
　　Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
　　Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
　　Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
　　Do it only with the best.
　　One good turn gets most of the blankets.
　　Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
　　It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
　　A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
　　The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
　　Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
　　(for the ladies) Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry
　　In Romance; and in Finance we play with Figures.
　　If any things will happen on the first date, you won't have a condom.
　　M If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
　　arriage is the greatest leveler.
　　If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.
　　You'll always catch fever before the first date.
　　Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.
　　When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.
　　The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.
　　The more you want a women the least she will want you.
　　When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.
　　Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
　　Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.
　　Good from far, far from good.
　　Everybody is most horny when alone.
　　Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.
　　the partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.
　　If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
　　Cute now equal annoying later.
　　You never truly know a significant other until you meet him/her in a court of law.
　　Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
　　love can be your best friend and/or your worst enemy。
　　Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists
　　Absence makes the heart go wander.