英语笑话:世界上最伟大的击剑手

来源：实用英语发布时间：2013-01-08 实用英语辅导视频评论

The World's Greatest Swordsman
　　世界上最伟大的击剑手

　　At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
　　在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手上场了。一只苍蝇放了出来，剑划了一个弧，他将苍蝇劈成了两半。观众欢呼起来。紧接着排名第二的人将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场一阵沉默，人们期盼着世界上最伟大的击剑手出场。
　　His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
　　他的剑锋以一个巨大的弧线划了下来——然而那只昆虫还在继续飞行!观众被惊呆了。最伟大的击剑手完全错过了他的目标，然而他还在微笑着。
　　"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
　　“你为什么这么高兴？”有人嚷道，“你没击中!”
　　"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
　　“啊，”剑手答道，“你刚才没有很仔细地看。苍蝇还活着，是的——但他永远也做不成爸爸了。”

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