下面都是些搞笑的句子，你看完了，乐过了，就是千万别当真。
　　1 We two whoand who？
　　咱俩谁跟谁啊？
　　2 How are you? How old are you?
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？
　　3 You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. Brothers!Together up！
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
　　4 As far as you go to die
　　有多远，死多远
　　5Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If youhave nothing to say, go home。
　　有事起奏，无事退朝。
　　6 You me youme
　　彼此彼此
　　7 You Give Me Stop!
　　你给我站住！
　　8 Know is know, no know is no know。
　　知之为知之，不知为不知……
　　9 WATCH SISTER
　　表妹
　　10 Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’son can makehole!
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
　　11 I give you face, you don’t wanna face. You lose you face, I turnmy face。
　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。
　　12 One car come, one car go. Two car pengpeng, people die。
　　车祸现场描述
　　13 Heart flower angry open
　　心花怒放
　　14 Go past, no mistake past。
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　　15
　　小明：I am sorry!
　　老外：I am sorry too!
　　小明：I am sorry three!
　　老外：What are you sorry for?
　　小明：I am sorry five!
　　16 If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I haveone。
　　要钱没有，要命一条。
　　17 I call Li old big。本文来源:考试大网
　　我叫李老大。
　　18 You have two down son。
　　你有两下子。
　　19 Good good study, day day up!
　　好好学习，天天向上。