致命的大错
　　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
　　"Qualifications: No education or experience."
　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
　　"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
　　"Reason for Leaving: It had t来源：考试大o do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."
　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay."
　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6’5" 。
　　" "Please disregard the e来源：考试大nclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
　　"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word ’paranoia.’ I prefer to elaborate privately."
　　打字错误与语法错误
　　"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
　　"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
　　"I am a rabid typist."
　　"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
　　"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."
　　"Account考试大－全国最大教育类网站(www．Examda。com)ing cleric."
　　"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
　　"Suspected to graduate early next year."
　　"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
　　"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
　　"Accomplishments: Overs考试大论坛ight of entire department."
　　"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
　　"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."
　　不应有的幽默
　　"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
　　"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook。)
　　"But wait...there’s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
　　"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
　　"My fortune cookie said, ’Your next interview will result in a job’-and I like your company in particular."
　　"Title: Another re来源：考试大sume from the ’Profiles in Excellence’ series."
　　"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
　　"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."
　　"Let’s meet so you can ’ooh’ and ’ahh’ over my experience."