考试大生活英语站点策划：2011年4月愚人节专题

　　The Doctor Knows Better
　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。
　　His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
　　"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。
　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."
　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　医生懂得多
　　一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”
　　医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”
　　听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”
　　妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

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