考试大生活英语站点策划：2011年4月愚人节专题

　　Good for teachers. Tell your students that you are just going to note the scores that they have got on their tests or exams and will hand out to them after an hour. Go to the room and them keep running out looking like very scared and tell them that the principal has just spilled coffee or ink on the test/examination papers and they will have to take them again. Note their reactions and exclamations. You can bet that the dullest of all students will loudly claim that they had done their best this time and it is not fair to them. Then you can tell them how much they have really scored.
　　这个是给老师提供的有意思的整学生的妙招。告诉你的学生你要去看刚考完试的卷子，然后一小时以后发卷子。等你再回来时脸上表现出很惭愧的样子，告诉他们主任刚刚把咖啡或墨水洒到了卷子上了，字迹都看不清了，所以他们不得不再考一次。注意他们的反应和惊呼。一些同学会表现得很厌恶并大声说他们在这次考试中已经尽了最大力了，再考一次对他们来说是不公平的。然后你再告诉他们到底得了多少分。

　　Give life to a plastic lizard by tying it with an invisible string and make it jump on the victim suddenly. You can also place a plastic bug inside some dish and if the restaurant manager is the victim, you can brawl and complain as much as you like.
　　使塑料蜥蜴变成活蜥蜴的方法。用一根看不见的绳子捆住它，然后突然间把它扔到你要整的人身上。同样，当你在饭店吃饭的时候，如果你想跟饭店老板开玩笑，你可以把一个塑料小虫放到菜盘里，然后找经理埋怨。

　　Improvise on the gluing the penny to the floor by cutting the penny in half using cutco scissors and keep the other half. Just see how many people try to pick even this half penny up.
　　这个把戏你可以随时玩。用剪刀把一枚硬币剪成两半，放到地上，并把其中的一半用胶水粘到地上。然后看看到底有多少人试图把粘到地上的那一半硬币捡起来。

　　Put an elastic band around the push button of the sprayer in the sink and make it face towards where the person stands. Similarly, you can turn the showerhead （喷头）towards the spot where a person stands and. As soon as the next person turns them on, they will get all soaked. Be sure not to forget that you don't get soaked yourself.
　　把一根橡皮筋放到水槽里的喷水器的按钮上，让它冲着人们站着的地方。同时，把喷头也转向人们站着的地方。当有人打开它们的时候,他们就会变成落汤鸡了。记住别把你自己弄湿了哦！

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